C’Mon Son!

I bet the people that think all Muslims like carrying AKs and not letting women have visible faces also think the Virgin Mary is the God of the Catholic Religion and Gordo from Mortal Kombat is the Jesus of Hinduism.

The Jesus of Hinduism is SO going to be my rap name.

If anybody’s going to bring up the whole “TEH QURAN HAS A VERSE IN WUR IT SEZ KILL TEH INFIDELS!!!!1111!!!!!!!”, I tell you what. I’ve got a copy of the Quran on my Blackberry (just in case I get bored and want to read it for research and general knowledge), and I will read the whole damned thing and tell you what that verse means in context. And I swear to God, if anybody I know participates in “Burn a Quran” day WITHOUT irony, I’m done with you. You will be the Tyrone to my Erykah Badu, the Adam Whitman to my Don Draper.

Mortal Kombat and Magic the Gathering references in one blog post? The geek is slipping out of my closet and I will have to beat him back in with a foam bat while wearing a dress and a Alison Brie mask.

C’mon son.

Also, I’m a VCU student now. Yippeee. Since I’ve moved up here, Juggalos have tried to kill Method Man and Tila Tequila.

Wait a second.

Juggalos are attracted to fire………. Wu-Tang Clan references Voltron…….. according to Wu lore, Voltron is important because he has an arm, two legs, another arm and a head………. an acronym for Allah, the God of the Muslim religion.

Oh God.

Our Greatest American Hero.

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